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New Year Party!! ... apparently ...

Posted on 2006.01.08 at 21:37
Current Mood: amusedamused

by limitedbythesky

baby_lisa_72's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)



Started : 31st December 2005 09:26:48 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 11:53:34 AM
Alco Money! : $ 118

Guests of Honour

dustyakubra is a low-spirited Taoist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. dustyakubra drank 2 Poteens.
aussiedave is a bitter Fundementalist Christian. aussiedave decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
baby_lisa_72 is a constipated Liberal Christian and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. baby_lisa_72 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
shawgreen is a constipated Atheist and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. shawgreen drank 9 Rums, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Bloody Mary.
belleza_poeta is a vivacious Agnostic and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. belleza_poeta drank 18 Pilsners, 1 Poteen.
cthonicmin is a vicious Taoist. cthonicmin drank 2 Bloody Marys.

Sick!

Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to dustyakubra, belleza_poeta.

Fights

shawgreen and aussiedave got into a brutal fist fight after shawgreen made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.

Lovers

They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in baby_lisa_72's garden shed and it seems as though cthonicmin and belleza_poeta are now going to be a permanent fixture!

The Drunkest

According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before belleza_poeta is sober enough to drive again.

Random Events

shawgreen broke into dustyakubra's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!

During a game of Twister belleza_poeta reached out and felt cthonicmin's arse.
cthonicmin is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.





Comments:


Cameron
dustyakubra at 2006-01-08 13:02 (UTC) (Link)
damn i threw up after TWO poteens, how embarrassing.
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